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Posted on 30th Jul at 6:27 PM, with 1,128 notes

necromorph-slayinglovemachine:

Okay but remember the time House fucking mentioned Arceus

Posted on 30th Jul at 6:24 PM, with 807 notes

biologizeable:

Most of the time evolution just hangs out being all, “Bug. More bug. Shinier bug. Slightly bigger AND shinier bug. Too many legs bug? Yessss.”

But other times evolution just goes completely off its rocker and is like “guys GUYS LOOK AT THIS CLADE I JUST INVENTED”

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"IT’S GOT THIS FLAPPY POINTY THING"

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"AND THIS CHOMPY PIECE OF SPAGHETTI"

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"SOME KIND OF GLIDEY THING"

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SO FIT FOR THEIR ENVIRONMENTS AMIRITE WOW”

Posted on 30th Jul at 6:22 PM, with 1,641 notes

gierlichmypussy:

gierlichmypussy:

you know that plot from halloweentown when everyone turns into their costume. yeah that actually happened.

i’m really confused why there are notes on this

Posted on 30th Jul at 6:16 PM, with 51,508 notes

spoofenshmirtz:

actualjonjafari:

and suddenly from the ashes of the old world rises a familiar face. weird al has returned.

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Posted on 30th Jul at 6:01 PM, with 232,144 notes

ya-um-no:

moist-but-ready:

eatpussylivehappy:

bebereaves:

sh4ne:

euro-trotter:

neofriend:

edwad:

this is so fucked up

For the love of god

I’ve smoked only about 4 ciggs in my life and this already makin me wanna stop

It looks like someone is blowing air into a rotting plum

Erin….

this
this needs to be seen by everyone

Scary thing is it only takes about a year for the effect seen on the left to start, and once it starts it doesn’t go back! Never smoke guys.

They brought lungs like these to my school for a demonstration and we got the option to touch them (Which was disgusting). but the smokers lung was weird and crusty so there is a snowballs chance in hell I will ever smoke.

I was there too. I felt a tumor in the smoker’s lung and it felt exactly like a rock. Ew.

Posted on 30th Jul at 5:47 PM, with 11,085 notes
kada-bura:

My friend showed me this site where you have 45 seconds to draw a pokemon but sometimes it takes like 20 seconds for the reference image to load in and let me tell you my artistic abilities have never shone brighter.
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kada-bura:

My friend showed me this site where you have 45 seconds to draw a pokemon but sometimes it takes like 20 seconds for the reference image to load in and let me tell you my artistic abilities have never shone brighter.

Posted on 30th Jul at 5:37 PM, with 39,151 notes

interruptingpanda:

busket:

mybodythehandgrenade:

brinconvenient:

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gailsimone:

chrishaley:

Done and done.

(Not pictured: “Butt window”, but trust me, it’s there.)

You have no idea how much this cheered me up just now.

Bwahahahahahaha

I for one, think this is a major improvement. Look how empowered he is! And it’s relevant to the character as someone who is powered by the sun, he’d want to maximize the amount of sunlight he receives, right? It’s not like it makes sense for him to cover himself from chin to toe.
In fact, I think some strappy sandals might be an improvement.

strappy high heeled sandals would increase his height making him closer to the sun. and if wonderwoman can fight in heels it can’t be that hard, right?

c’mon the artist could have dEFINITELY shown us the butt window too, like at the same time as a the chest window. like you just have to twist him in a way that shows us the butt but also turn the chest around a little so we see that too? superman is a tough guy im sure he can handle breaking his spine to show off all those important windows

He really has more freedom of movement in this, too. I mean, the eye candy is a nice plus but it’s really about functionality.

Posted on 30th Jul at 5:29 PM, with 64,944 notes

birdluvr1993:

masculinity is so funny to me bc men deprive themselves of the best things in life in order to achieve it like ….fuzzy socks, fun fruity pink drinks, spa days, lifetime movies,  expressing positive feelings in a healthy way, being a warm genuine person

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