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Posted on 24th Apr at 6:54 AM, with 200 notes
tinkandpeal:

Oh, hi. It’s come to my attention that absolutely nobody gives a flying fuck about existing dragons. No. Flight Rising is about living the dream, if “the dream” involves forcing giant monsters to do the business. Wildclaws are going away (for now?) on May 1st.
Would you like to win just about twenty fucking US dollars? Ah, I mean, a 2000 gem breed scroll? You’re in luck. It was my fucking birthday this month, and I’m in as benevolent a mood as I get. I’m gonna buy the winner a breed scroll for the new dragon species. So reblog my cranky ass bullshit and you could win twenty dollars. I mean 2000 gems. I mean whatever, fuckit.
YEEEEEEEEAH!!!!

tinkandpeal:

Oh, hi. It’s come to my attention that absolutely nobody gives a flying fuck about existing dragons. No. Flight Rising is about living the dream, if “the dream” involves forcing giant monsters to do the business. Wildclaws are going away (for now?) on May 1st.

Would you like to win just about twenty fucking US dollars? Ah, I mean, a 2000 gem breed scroll? You’re in luck. It was my fucking birthday this month, and I’m in as benevolent a mood as I get. I’m gonna buy the winner a breed scroll for the new dragon species. So reblog my cranky ass bullshit and you could win twenty dollars. I mean 2000 gems. I mean whatever, fuckit.

YEEEEEEEEAH!!!!

Posted on 23rd Apr at 10:55 PM, with 25,399 notes

the-treble:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

Can we all just talk about Promise Phan (dope2111 on Youtube) real quick?

Posted on 23rd Apr at 10:33 PM, with 79,872 notes

foxinu:

nsfwjynx:

the-pink-mist:

There was a split second there where his like, “wait, what? bro what are you doing?” 

On more serious note, PTSD dogs for veterans are so fucking therapeutic. They’re like the one person you can spill your guts to and never worry about ever being judged or have that secret divulged. There are times when I definitely prefer the company of a dog over a human. 

Therapy animals save lives.

These dogs are even still so much more amazing. They check rooms before their handler enters, so they can clear it to help the person feel safe. Like in the gif, they are there when panic attacks or nightmares occur, to be something for the person to help ground themselves on, or yes just to turn on the lights. Even more amazing, many people are able to reduce their medication when they have a PTSD service dog there to help them. These dogs are useful for not just veterans, but also victims of abuse, accident trauma, natural disasters, and others. Their training allows them to be useful in situations where medical assistance is needed, as well. Some PTSD dogs are trained to recognize repetitive behaviours in handlers, and signal the handler to break the repetition and stopping the behaviour and possibly injury. 

Service dogs in general are just awesome. Remember to respect any that you see out in public. They are not there for you to walk up to and play with, even the puppies!

Posted on 23rd Apr at 10:01 PM
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Hell yeah.

Posted on 23rd Apr at 9:50 PM, with 5,602 notes
there are two types of homestuck fans

friendlybatteringram:

charlesoberonn:

porrim-maryam:

"i love kan"

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"i love kan"

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"I love cans"

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"Oh fuck it’s Cans"

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Posted on 23rd Apr at 9:46 PM, with 822 notes

effyeahnerdfighters:

prepstergrunge:

grimsbykevin:

prepstergrunge:

laurenthebird:

Thanks to John, we know that Peeps float, but do they WAFFLE?

Recommended pairing: Strawberry Hill wine

the waffle iron is a metaphor

you put the peeps on the killing thing, but you never give it the power to kill them

RIPeeps.

Posted on 23rd Apr at 4:39 PM, with 3,974 notes
How I Think Isaac Reacted to the Cigarette Metaphor
(Isaac and Gus are just casually playing video games)
(Gus whips out a cigarette)
Isaac: Dude, you smoke in the house my mom will be pissed. She's afraid I might get cancer or something. (smirks at his own joke)
Gus: I'm not lighting it.
Isaac: What?
Gus: It's a metaphor.
Isaac: Oh God, not this again. (Pauses game) Can't you just write poetry like a normal pretentious teen.
Gus: I can't write.
Isaac: That's probably for the best, actually.
Gus: Can you unpause the game?
Isaac: Will you tell me what the oh so beautiful metaphor is.
Gus: You put the thing that can kill you between your lips, but you never light it. You never give it the power to kill you.
Isaac: Do you just keep a notepad next to you while you watch Soap Operas, or are you too busy jacking off to them.
Gus: This is a good metaphor!
Isaac: Like that one about crushing all flowers because they look as beautiful dead as alive?
Gus: I-
Isaac: Or when you walked around wearing a sock on your head to prove that the reverse works as well?
Gus: Well-
Isaac: Or that one time-
Gus: Would you just let me do my freaking metaphors?
(Isaac smirks and turns back to the game)
Isaac: Well, I guess if you want to put a fag between your lips, that's your business. No judgment.
(Gus throws a pillow at Isaac, and they both laugh and resume the game)
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